ARE YOU ******* SORRY?
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I agree with my mum when she tells me I should put more thought into my comments. Oh, and to move out of her damn house. That too.
Headshot.
F the kids life! But he/she probably deserved it????
How would the kid deserve it? I mean sure, they might have gotten too close but i don't think the kid deserves to get kicked in the head for it.
Wouldn't that be a more FTKL? (f*** the kids life)
Yeah, cuz that comment is totally relevant to the FML...
30 I was thinking the same thing hahaha
Pervert
This could be the first time only one person understood the first comment. I thought you guys were good at this sort of thing? Not up to your usual standards today.
40 - when I was a kid (even a very young kid) I knew not to get close to swings when people are on them. He shouldn't have gotten so close
First of all stop with the retarded ass duck face. Secondly the kid don't deserve it. He Probably just didn't realize he was so close.
Ok, here's the hierarchy: 1) If the kid was like... 2... then no, he didn't deserve it, because re couldn't really know better. Instead, whoever was supposed to be keeping on eye on that kid should be kicked in the head. 2) If the kid was 5 or something or older, then yeah, he deserved it. When you do really dangerous stuff like get really close to large, fast-moving objects, then you need to be taught the lesson that getting punted REALLY !#(*%& HURTS and to stay away.
Evelyn win
The kid may well have been a toddler. They have a tendency to wander playgrounds with little caution shown around bigger kids on the swingset.
Even though its a crappy thing to say, I chuckled at that comment^
141 - I second that lol!
138, two thumbs up, you'll probably get a few thumbs down though from people who don't know what a joke is.
#161, I live in Texas and I don't think it's very smart of you to say something with the words "Outside the south..." included. Do you have no idea how many new assholes other FMLers will rip you?
138- yeah I lolled as well
161 are you being sarcastic or are you serious? The child probably ran in front of op right in time to get kicked in the head. It is not entirely op's fault
Well how did u explain that to his/ her mom?
Easy, say the kid got in the way. She disagrees, run!
Atleast it'll explain things in the future if the kid has his moments. ............ Atleast he'll know he didn't get dropped as a kid. He got kicked!
He kicked her too.
I think the kid should have gotten to kick OP in the face, fair's fair after all!
I want to know where the **** the mom (or dad) was to begin with. Considering the child was close enough to the swings in use to be kicked in the head, it sounds to me like said child wasn't being very closely monitored to begin with. Seems like if the parent was watching them, this wouldn't have happened to begin with because they would have made sure their kid wasn't in the way.
She shouldn't have to. Its the parent's fault to begin with, they should be supervising their obviously very young child at all times. And anyways, its pretty hard to stop a heavy weight going at something like 30 kph minimum, so its not like OP could have prevented it.
F that kid's life man.
And you didn't feel something hit your foot?
That's when he noticed dumbass
Hey Meatball ! What ? FOOT
Exactly what I was thinking!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HOLY ****.
I think it's a Her, as the Poster is Evelyn. Who's the dumbass? Oh and "all capitals?" Uh, no.
Perhaps op had on thicker boots? There's plenty of shoe styles that could keep op from feeling it, especially if she didn't kick them hard.
In case it wasn't obvious, my note was regarding #31's notes. That's the first comment that was buried w/too many negs. Shouldn't be calling people "dumbass" without just cause, dumbass.
Now slowly walk away...
I know, I'm cruel but, THAT'S AWESOME! lol
If he was a very very Bad Bad girl (gaga) yes Oups sorry... She's stuck in my head...
Just tell me where you live, I'd be glad to kick you in the face.
I'm glad someone had the same thought I did. Stupid kid will watch more carefully where he's going next time.
Well it's not, poor kid! Depending on the size of op and how fast she was going that would of really hurt and could have caused concussion
Satin has taken over your body
It must feel smooth and lovely Also Satan (if that's what you mean) isn't so bad, read the bible Also he was just swinging and the kid came up in the way.
19- hilarious. Thanks for that.
Sadly, I cannot think of any other Satanic fabric puns.
Sounds like It was the kid's fault anyways. You never walk in front of a person while they are swinging.
That's what she said.
We don't know how old the kid was he could have easily been two.
If the kid was younger than its more the parents fault. If they are that young then the kid shouldnt have been that close if the parents were with them. Maybe the kid was being babysat though. Thatd make it unkown
Poor kid, they do have a tendency to run up at the worst times.
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Sounds like It was the kid's fault anyways. You never walk in front of a person while they are swinging.
Poor kid. F His life.