Love: Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him...

By oicwydt - 31/01/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML

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By shelteredchild - 20/03/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said ok, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML

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By lovehim - 25/01/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML

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By SuperBunny - 20/04/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

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By Serire - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Monroe

Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML

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By nyx - 27/09/2014 08:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2020 20:00

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2015 03:44 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML

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By poorcar - 05/10/2009 07:38 - United States

Today, my parents asked if they could borrow my car. Why? Because they were going to see someone about a Craig's List ad and wanted to look poor. FML

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By anlhawks - 10/09/2010 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML

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thepokeduck 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 0:41

You should go with him. Learning a little about cars is useful to anyone, and plus, if you share in his interests, he's more likely to share in yours.

ertw 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 3:06

wow, he's trying to share his interests with you. grow up. plus I'm sure that you like going to chick flicks with him! talk about a double standard

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pinkerton015 0

Friday 30 April 2010 0:19

so you'll have to spend time with your boyfriend somewhere he likes. who gives a shit. whiny bitch.

rupert_45 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 22:53

women don't go to our events but when she wants to go somewhere we HAVE to go -.-

pingpongpickle 8

Sunday 6 June 2010 22:02

exactly , just tell him you have plans. geez

PaperCaper 11

Tuesday 17 August 2010 3:23

29, you just proved #2's point. Either that, or you've submitted to stereotyping.

ipod_addict 0

Monday 18 April 2011 1:01

Wow, grow up. In a relationship, you have to do something for the other, even if it's not something you want to do. And in the future, grow a pair

sofiaxxcreeper 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 17:29

it's not being a moron , your the moron for saying it ya douche bag :|

Paperclypse13 7

Friday 24 February 2012 9:06

Sorry I'm a chick and I thought my dad took me on the best father daughter date when he took me to a car show several years ago... Even if you don't do cars it's he thought that counts. He wanted to involve you with what he loves. Invite him to a opera or somethin

Venaros 5

Friday 13 April 2012 17:04

(wo)Man up and deal with. Either tell him no yourself or actually go to the thing. Hell, you might actually enjoy it.

Jumpingmal2 7

Saturday 19 May 2012 15:48

Wow thats a bitch move... On your part. If you really dont wanna go then just say no. But in a good relationship you should still do stuff just to be with the person, no matter what it is