Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex...

By Anon. - 07/02/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML

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By lotrgeek - 13/02/2012 13:37 - Canada

Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML

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Creepy

By Anonymous - 28/09/2012 21:22 - Canada

Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 08:01

Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML

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By cryface - 07/02/2014 04:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend he was like an animal in bed. He responded saying I was like a dead animal in bed. FML

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hellblade36 0

Monday 7 February 2011 23:03

necrophilia much?

tnlander 20

Monday 7 February 2011 23:13

maybe you're too noisy op and he just wanted a few minutes to enjoy himself.

Comments

noellexxsummers 6

Tuesday 8 February 2011 4:10

If my boyfriend was into necrophilia...I would definitely break up with him. Majorly creepy.

sucks4u918 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 4:12

wow, that's disgusting

thebigblue 2

Tuesday 8 February 2011 4:23

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE NOW. DUDE IS CRAZY!!!!

hotscar 3

Tuesday 8 February 2011 4:32

my thoughts exactly when I read this...

SuBiE21 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 4:32

That is really creepy... maybe try finding someone that doesn't want to have sex with a corpse... weirdo...

ladypnk85 2

Tuesday 8 February 2011 4:57

Run away!!!!

wlaaf 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:14

that's weird.

jar_89 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:38

Hahahaha I think that's funny, but weird.

yeahreally 6

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:39

Well. Uhm. Try it? And if you absolutely hate it, never do it again. Or if you're just so freaked out don't. Simple.

dansco 24

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:46

You fella is very sick! He either likes sex with dead people or roofie sex :(

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