Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair.... - FML

By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML

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Smash the Patriarchy!

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 00:02

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML

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You deserved it 265

By manutdlol - 13/12/2009 06:15 - Malaysia

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML

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You deserved it 6 493

By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 04:59 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML

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By chubbyg - 20/09/2014 12:23 - Australia - Clarinda

Today, my boyfriend asked me when I was going to shave my arms now that summer is coming in Australia. FML

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You deserved it 6 469

F*ck the patriarchy

By Anonymous - 20/12/2020 19:58

Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 607

You deserved it 1 094

By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 907

You deserved it 6 699

Finger lickin'

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Brecksville

Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML

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You deserved it 43 877

By bojangles - 28/02/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 273

You deserved it 47 994

Manchild

By pixiebubz - 06/10/2011 03:59 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML

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You deserved it 29 426

Fuzzy logic

By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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You deserved it 85

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muichini 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 9:20

reminds me of the time a kid in my heath class though girls peed out there ******

badbunny 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 9:43

THEY DONT?!

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grrrarrrg2 2

Wednesday 16 December 2009 1:54

This isn't an FML dumbass. They really need to change the name of this site from fmylife.com to todaysomethinghappened.com.

jayemdoubleyou 1

Wednesday 16 December 2009 2:26

Not an FML.

nikitaaaah 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 4:36

LOL. what a douche bag

babylon_pride 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 5:05

Like people said, not a FML. Sure, feel a bit bad that you're dating someone who isn't a complete genius, and will hopefully never be a doctor, but not a FML.

omgitsnikkie 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 5:38

id say this is a MILA not FML :/

GriefBacon 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 19:31

Except that it's NOT an MLIA, as it is on the site FML. MLIA sucks. Bunch of Harry Potter freaks over there.

la_reina7 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 5:58

lmao this is priceless ! how old is he? 6?

Lauren28 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 7:05

i LOL'd at this .

Taravampire 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 7:26

you have one stupid boyfriend my friend.

doof_fisch 2

Wednesday 16 December 2009 8:38

YDI for dating while you're still pre-pubescent.

ccaahh 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 16:33

why was that a FML? I don't get it...

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