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That is so awful...ppffftt.
not the brightest lightblub is he....
my girl friend has more hair than me
What is with bringing nationality into this? Racism, tsk tsk. And what is with these kids posting FML's for petty issues, this doesn't even figure as a FML. He can't be more than 16 years of age anyhow. Tell him everybody has body hair, and get the hell over it.
You... deserved it? I don't understand what the problem is besides the fact you're dating an idiot.
bwahahahaha you really are funny so from a single word you deduced my nationality? you must be some grizzled professor of languages, I guess you're able to speak a couple of dead languages and knowing all grammer used in every region of the world. Let me (or lemme lol) teach you something: The word Assume - when you assume, you guess, or as they say you make an Ass out of U and Me (in this case its Assu). For your info my mother language is not English or an English derived one, and I can also speak italian and French (as a 2nd language) - now find me an american who can speak more than English. ps I'm doing a Degree in Nursing, and that is something I'll use. (does this make you more of an ass?)
Well you must be the first 2 "real americans" (I'm assuming both your parents/families are Americans and not Russian or French, where learning a second language is natural at home). I live on an island, and we have many tourists, and I never met an american who speaks any other language than english. Obviously American population is in the millions and we only get a trickle of the number of tourists, but also on the net, rarely you find anyone speaking 2 or more languages... *hangs head in shame...* seems like a case of AssMe :|
Well, I'm 14 and I can speak Hebrew and Spanish as well as English, which was my first language...and I know tons of americans who can speak more than one language, though i don't go to one of those bilingual or international schools.
yeah, same here, i speak hebrew and english, a bit of french and japanese, and im not the only one who does, somtimes i even talk to my friends to confuse our teacher :P
Why is everyone talking about vaginas?!?!
you are a dumbshit. how the **** does this get through? this site has went to shit lately
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reminds me of the time a kid in my heath class though girls peed out there ******
THEY DONT?!