By sayhey22 - 09/01/2015 15:33 - United States - Sullivan

Today, my boyfriend bought a new toaster. It not only pops up the bread when done, it also beeps loudly. It makes me scream in terror every single time. My boyfriend has now vowed to "Toast 'til the end of time." It's going to be a long year. FML
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sayhey22 19

It almost sounds like a broken fire alarm. It's a sketchy sound haha. I've progressed to just jumping when it happens

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MrSassypants 33

You'll soon progress to the toast popping up into the air and you putting butter on it mid-air and catching it with a plate.

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idioticmess 15

dont worry, youll think of someway to get back at him op. lol

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sthrnbell 9

Sounds like a D-Bag if he is like that now, it will not get better. Break up and walk away.. It's only the beginning of ur nughtmare!

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yzgu 9

Adjust to it? I think not. Look the asshole in the eye as you smash it with a hammer . . . and dump the inconsiderate asshole boyfriend. Immediately. A MAN never is that inconsiderate to a woman. Especially a woman he's supposed to be emotionally involved with. Seriously, kill the toaster for closure. Dump the boy (he's not a man) for your mental health.

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OnlyOneSnoopy 4

Seriously, something is wrong with you. Are you a feminazi or something?

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somechick8266 14

haha sorry but this made me laugh because every time the toast pops up i jump.

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Dark_ages1400s 2

Open it up and snip the green wire, that goes to the sound box, no more beeping

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hegchog12 18

Hopefully it's not like the movies where snipping the red one blows it up.

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aly_s19 10

just scream every time the guy wants toast

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MadJessTic 29

I'd break it while he's not around and then claim innocence

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