Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized build-a-bear....

By samgonzalessb - 14/12/2009 17:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized build-a-bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear "we should break up" instead. FML

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theteal 0

Monday 14 December 2009 20:23

Build-a-bears should be used for good not evil. :(

jif_fml 0

Monday 14 December 2009 20:08

seriously?

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meowymomma 14

Tuesday 26 April 2016 23:36

kill it with fire!

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