Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by telling me over text...

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By NoWeCan't - 04/11/2017 21:34

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by telling me over text how he's hated me for the last year, how he thinks I'm pathetic, and how he's found someone better than me in every way. He then asked if we could still be friends. FML

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aegon3 2

Tuesday 7 November 2017 20:21

He is a dick simple as that, move on a find someone better he isn’t worth shit

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aegon3 2

Tuesday 7 November 2017 20:21

He is a dick simple as that, move on a find someone better he isn’t worth shit

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