Love: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed...

By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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Wrong place, wrong time

By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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By isystuff - 01/02/2011 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 13:04 - Israel

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I was sad, but the only thing my mom could say was, "You should have waited until I got him to mow the lawn." FML

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By drunkboysgf - 21/10/2011 07:39 - Canada

Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML

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You deserved it 5 231

By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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By kill me - 31/01/2009 15:30 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML

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By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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By His name is now "Cunt" in my phone - 05/04/2017 14:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML

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By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

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mycoffeesucks 0

Friday 10 July 2009 12:27

Seems to always happen when couples break up now-a-days, right? At least according to FML...

redbluegreen 40

Friday 10 July 2009 14:20

I'm surprised he stuck around long enough, honestly.

Comments

fyourlife33 0

Friday 10 July 2009 15:58

you deserve it for being a bitchy drama queen, thats probably why he broke up with you. grow up

u_killed_kenny_ 0

Monday 22 March 2010 3:12

12 I love that picture

failsatlife23 0

Friday 10 July 2009 16:10

lol ydi. you fail at life too; let's be friends :)

CJ090 0

Friday 10 July 2009 16:11

Ever heard of the doorbell dumbass invented wayyy before the cell phone

mistermind 0

Friday 10 July 2009 18:22

Doorbells are useless if no one is home ass clown

randomxtremely 0

Friday 10 July 2009 16:17

Whatd he say?

MTF23 0

Friday 10 July 2009 16:22

Yeah #1 ... this definitely was submitted before.

lastminuteperm 0

Friday 10 July 2009 16:26

YDI for being dramitic. You stomped to your house. That would make you look like an idiot. So he broke up with you? HE DIDN'T WANT TO DATE YOU ANYMORE! Why did you get MAD? I can understand SAD but MAD? What was he supposed to do? Pity date you and suffer? I hate how people take break-ups or turndowns so awful.

g739 0

Friday 10 July 2009 16:49

dude thats like the best revenge ever i would have walk out and said 20 bucks! and then when ever he did something

1234five 0

Friday 10 July 2009 17:02

lol I'm sryyyy

TenaciousD_fml 0

Friday 10 July 2009 17:30

#17, Different people handle different things differently. Some people get angry, others depressed, and some just anti-social. But then there are some, like you, who are self-righteous, pompous, rude, and freak out and yell at some teenager about a made up FML. So you know what #17? YDI.