By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML
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mycoffeesucks 0

Seems to always happen when couples break up now-a-days, right? At least according to FML...

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redbluegreen 40

I'm surprised he stuck around long enough, honestly.

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ctrygirl 2

Ouch that must have been embarrassing

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mistermind 0

How do you lock yourself outside w/o a key???????????

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4oooo 0

At least he broke up with you in person....

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sickinlove13 0

By forgetting to bring the key outside with you or by forgetting to unlock the door. Simple, right?

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CykoX 0

You must live in a rough neighborhood if you have to lock your door while you stand in the front yard...

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theodivine 0

Oh shut the **** up. Like you've never made a mistake before? I'm sure you embarrass your dumb ass all the time, ****.

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smileygirl123 0

u dumbass lol u locked ur self out hahaha mabey next time u should make sure the door is unlocked next time ur bf *well if u get another bf* comes over. hah make sure the door unlocked before u go outside ahahahahahahhahaha

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theoceanscool 0

Omg, I could so see myself doing that. Although, I wouldn't make a dramatic exit, I would probably cry..but then that'd be embarrassing to have to ask for his phone lol. But it would be worse if you were the one to break up with him and then have to use his phone.

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iFRUiTTART 0

Ring the doorbell . . . ? o3o

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cactus_fml 0

Obviously nobody was home.

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Cantbelieveyou 0

Walk down the street and ask somebody else? It would be random but better than going back to him

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lovelykendra5 0

Atleast he let you use his phone :D

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