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Ouch. That sucks :/
YDI for letting ANYONE get drunk under your watch. Idiot.
she was drunk.. what you were doing was helpful and since she was drunk she thought your name was matt duhh
she was drunk and in matts bathroom give her a break
you shoulda left her then and there
To be fair, Matt is delicious.
Few years late, but he shouldn't have left, she just got the names confused, it isn't like she's still in love with him
Alcohol is a truth serum, she obvs still has feelings for her ex.
God I hate that excuse. It is NOT a truth serum. It does leave you a little uninhibited and you can sometimes say truthful things, but if you take everything a drunk person says a "the whole truth" or whatever you are clearly a moron. Alcohol in my experience makes people mix things up more than it is a "truth serum." I would guess that she said "Matt" more because it was his party, and less because she still has feelings for him. Is there a possibility she does? Sure, but I wouldn't bet on it. /rant
Man, I meant to put a thumbs up for #8 but I accidentally put the thumbs down :(
Well if she has just broke up with her ex then probably she still has some feeling for him!
No, it's GOOD for you. You want her to associate HIS name with vomiting instead of yours. While she was passed out your should have left her a pearl necklace or another reminder of what you expected during the course of the evening.
Women can't even remember how to cook and clean properly, now we expect them to remember our names?
Oh you are an idiot!
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i will marry u
I want to marry u 123sploosh
Dude so what? now you have something on her , that´s ...almost a good thing . You can use it later on in your relationship , u know .. .
yea, that will make that relationship work!!!.... not
dude that sucks i wouldve left her
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God I hate that excuse. It is NOT a truth serum. It does leave you a little uninhibited and you can sometimes say truthful things, but if you take everything a drunk person says a "the whole truth" or whatever you are clearly a moron. Alcohol in my experience makes people mix things up more than it is a "truth serum." I would guess that she said "Matt" more because it was his party, and less because she still has feelings for him. Is there a possibility she does? Sure, but I wouldn't bet on it. /rant
you shoulda left her then and there