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By Anonymous - 16/04/2016 08:32 - United States - San Diego

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Today, my boyfriend called condoms the "biggest scam in history" and said I won't get pregnant if I just wash myself out with vinegar after we finish. FML
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Tripartita 44

Bahaha, that's not how it works out all! He's supposed to pour it down his urethra an hour before sex. I've created a great kit for doing such a thing, and I'd be happy to sell one to him if he /really/ wants to avoid the whole condom/scam thing.

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Comments

DrunkHamster 4

well good luck on your pregnancy then because your boyfriends a moron and will no doubt leave you if you got pregnant being the selfish asshole that he is for not wanting to use protection.

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LosinIt2008 14

you should watch out for yourself and to hell with what he says you should do! if you get pregnant will he stuck around?? he's only looking put for his own interests there!

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BetaOp9 8

You chose this guy to spend time with and have sex with?

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NightKat 25

Do not have sex with him. Just don't.

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heavenlyassbutt 11

Seriously rethink your relationship and get him tested for every known std's.

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epiccrazy 15

Please... Don't procreate with this guy ???

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