Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML

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By 2B single - 12/08/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, at a Con, I saw a girl in an impressive cosplay of a character from one of my favorite video games. I complimented her on her costume and got a picture with her. Later, my girlfriend called me a cheating creep and broke up with me. FML

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By phreshrice - 07/04/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 21:48 - United States - Round Lake

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By Ugly - 06/03/2022 06:00

Today, I went to a wedding with my boyfriend. He became moonstruck with one my friends and said she looked sexy in her dress. The whole night, I was nonexistent to him. He’s now confused as to why I’m giving him the silent treatment. He literally has no clue. FML

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By confused - 27/02/2015 03:07 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

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By Kali - 13/10/2019 04:00

Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML

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By cherrycokeee - 06/02/2010 18:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

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By PinkTornado - 17/03/2009 14:20 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he says ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me'' FML

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Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing

By fuck Harry Potter! - 28/03/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML

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Treat yourself

By Anonymous - 26/07/2022 02:00

Today, I told my husband we could have a "him" day, visit the comic book and games stores, then watch anime. He refused to believe I was genuine, and asked what bad thing I did that I was trying to make up for. We ended up not doing any of it because he thinks I can’t be nice to him without a motive. FML

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Monday 22 June 2009 12:08

How old are you? Ten? You don't break up with someone for that kind of reason.

iKaite 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:11

Lol, you should turn up at his house dressed like her... I'm sure he will be delighted :)

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Kuroftw 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:17

Lol weaboos. Gotta love 'em.

misterman2 3

Monday 22 June 2009 23:20

YDI for getting mad at him for something so stupid. YDI for liking cosplay.

whatssofunny 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:30

you should dump him!! if my GF would dress upp as sailor mars i marry her right ther

shmaller 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:44

YDI for being an anime nerd.

Guyoverhere 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:55

U gona be single for a long time if ur looking for a guy that knows alot about sailer moon

AshleyRose784 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:09

wow... time to grow up

devildog_angel23 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:20

I liked Sailor Moon....until I was about 7 years old.

littlegolferboy 4

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:23

YDI for being a weeaboo.

dollywilson 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:34

sorry he's not a ****?

touchableturtle 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:41

*cough* loser *cough*

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