Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2022 02:00

Today, I told my husband we could have a "him" day, visit the comic book and games stores, then watch anime. He refused to believe I was genuine, and asked what bad thing I did that I was trying to make up for. We ended up not doing any of it because he thinks I can’t be nice to him without a motive. FML

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Monday 22 June 2009 12:08

How old are you? Ten? You don't break up with someone for that kind of reason.

iKaite 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:11

Lol, you should turn up at his house dressed like her... I'm sure he will be delighted :)

Comments

jnic 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 3:23

HAHAHHAH. YDI and well... FHL unless you guys break up, then he won't have to date an anime weeaboo anymore.

Hannah91 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 3:29

What the eff kind of person doesn't know who sailor mars is?

Panicattackx5 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 3:35

You women. You're all strange.

silentlullaby 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 4:02

I cant believe you wanted to break up with him just because of that. My boyfriend never knew what Sailor Moon was, so me and him watched it together. He thinks it's stupid but still watches it with me. And besides, Sailor Mars is the bitchy one. Sailor Jupiter is the cool shit. But either way that was still stupid, maybe you are like Sailor Mars...

insert_name 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 4:18

wow, **** his life...i mean, really? wtf

pegasis 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 4:24

...you are a ****

Emma_91 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 14:52

Please explain how liking Sailor Moon makes somebody lesbian.

augustdanielle 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 4:49

:o Pathetic.

deathproof_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 4:50

Wow...get a life.

BACUS666 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 4:54

Wow, you have no life at all, do you? He should break up with you.

Natashakiable18 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 5:09

What? That's the stupidest thing I ever heard sorry but that can't be a healthy relationship if he you dumped him for not know who sailor mars was...think about it, I'm sure if he liked sports you wouldn't know any of the athletes