Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
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PumpkinTarte 0

Haha nice joke, if only I could see any win. What a lame girlfriend.

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Reyo 2

Oh wow...just the thought of that had me laughing to the point of almost throwing up.

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J3553ROCKS 0

What's up with the French and their odd obssession with girls farting? You sick French!

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PaulWeller 0

I've been quite depressed lately, I'm not going to lie. This FML made me laugh for 10 minutes straight. Thank you, OP.

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SiLvEr_070 5

LOL, I know right?! That's what i was thinking =]

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hellokittywhore 0

lol me too. poor guy. his face is all O_X

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FrescoLove 10

talk about a rude awaking .!

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je_tdwp 4

Dude it's the French, that's a common response for half the crap those people do.

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lfc4life 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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allmidnighteyes 10

lol, Ceaser. I take it Gassius and Booty-us were there, too? Also... How the hell is punching someone in the face a reflex to your own farting? I would hate to be around you at a gassy time.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Yeah, disoriented by the perfuming odor of her gassy release. I'm sure it smelled like freshly picked roses and bubble bath =]

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allmidnighteyes 10

The exploration of new fetishes isn't what I'm perturbed by. What scares me most is the question, "What if she farts during anal?"

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tashi_fml 0

HAH!!! totally hilarious....silly farter!!!

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LemursonTuesday 0

Definitely a win. Everyone farts, so it's not a FYL there. But being punched by your girlfriend whom was woken up by her own fart, that's a FYL. I've never been woken up by my own fart.

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Luckster 0

I've woken myself up from a sneeze, a cough, swearing in my sleep (wtf?) and even snoring momentarily, but never in my life have I woken up from breaking wind.

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DuchessAngel37 0

Okay that's hilarious! I once pushed all the stuff off my end table (including my laptop) as I woke up violently from a dream, and once kicked a boyfriend in the spine.

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