Love: Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost...

By Noname - 19/02/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 05:51 - United States

Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By mrsfantastic - 12/09/2010 14:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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bobdole 0

Friday 20 February 2009 0:31

Hope you're 18. Otherwise you, your boyfriend, and the person who found your phone call all be prosecuted.

Asterio 5

Friday 29 January 2010 18:57

The pictures are still on the phone if you back them up on a computer.

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Eladar 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 15:36

See, he obviously thinks you're hot...take the compliment... maybe send some more pics ;)

casslyn4 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 7:30

Major creepy but think before you send your nudie pics :P at least the perc liked your body? Haha sorry though that's enough to keep you up at night

Ardreyea 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:04

Eeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!!

passionateplea 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 20:25

Hey, that's why you have your boyfriend lock his pictures so you have to have a password to get into them. ;-) That's about the only way, besides not sending them, to ensure that no one sees them besides the person they're intended for.

antonioohama 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 17:37

Get a phone with a passcode lock option, like the iPhone. Better yet, get an iPhone with the OS 3.0, and a MobileMe subscription. Then you can go to www.me.com and go to the Account section and use Find my iPhone to play a sound for two minutes even if it's on silent and display a message onthe screen even if it's locked.