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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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Drunken antics

By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 11:02 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

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Pissed off

By lionhead14 - 20/05/2011 19:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up needing to wee. I was at my boyfriend's and didn't want to wake him, so I sat on the edge of the toilet and peed as quietly as possible. I realised after that I'd sat too far over and had peed on the floor. There was no loo paper. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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Firehose

By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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sparkledoge 29

Saturday 6 August 2016 9:14

That's when you ask him how fast he thinks he can mop a floor.

coolmike699 26

Saturday 6 August 2016 9:08

Is your boyfriend 5?

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interesting33 36

Saturday 6 August 2016 10:13

He got distracted whilst peeing?

emh86 14

Saturday 6 August 2016 16:53

My thought exactly :/

Catdragon 40

Saturday 6 August 2016 11:26

So.. how far was it?

IssacB 14

Saturday 6 August 2016 14:23

Lol your boyfriend's an idiot. He'd have to walk forward anyway, bc the pee stream dwindles. Just stay peeing close to the toilet, smh.

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 6 August 2016 14:54

Well the Olympics are just starting, so maybe he's trying to make a new sport.

ThrottleJockey 35

Sunday 7 August 2016 0:03

You might have to check the "athletes" for penile enhancing drugs.

Migole 36

Saturday 6 August 2016 15:34

I'm so glad my boyfriend sits down while peeing when I read shit like this. But he's the one responsible for cleaning the bathroom anyway.

jcash52426 5

Saturday 6 August 2016 18:26

I think the question everyone wants to know is how far Back did he get before he peed all over the floor!?!?!?

species4872 19

Saturday 6 August 2016 21:04

speechless

samlovesham1234 9

Saturday 6 August 2016 22:35

And this is most likely the reason why there is always a piss puddle under every urinal and toilet in the men's washroom. Why must they act like animals?