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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 14:53 - United States - Pekin

Today, I was at a football game with my boyfriend. I said my hands were getting cold, hoping he'd hold them. He replied, "Uh, they make pockets for a reason..." and physically showed me how to put my hands in my pockets. FML

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You deserved it 7 875

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Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML

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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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By Slow brain day - 09/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML

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You deserved it 506

By Seule - 29/06/2016 04:07 - Switzerland - Pully

Today, on a movie date with my boyfriend, it took me a while to understand why he was leaning on his elbow during the entire thing. He had an earpiece cupped in his hand and was listening to a soccer match. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 220

You deserved it 1 704

By kaitlintaylor - 07/11/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, my family went to a football game. It was a little cold, but then it started to rain. I wasn't dressed for rain and I'd left my umbrella in the car. My dad wouldn't let us leave our seats for the whole game. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 637

You deserved it 5 242

By Noname - 25/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML

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You deserved it 40 160

By anon - 27/04/2016 16:13 - Canada - Vaudreuil

Today, I went to see a hockey game. The announcer asked if anybody found a ring in the stands, because a girl lost hers. While he talked about it, I realised that I forgot mine in my pocket, so I took MY ring and put it on my finger. A guy saw me and thought I stole the lost one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 956

You deserved it 2 189

By anonymous - 01/12/2016 16:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my family was watching a football game and kept mentioning their team's quarterback's name and, as I'm not a football fan by any means, asked them who this was. My grandma then turned to me and said, "This is why you don't have a boyfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 375

You deserved it 1 304

By vikingunicorn - 23/05/2010 05:47 - Canada

Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML

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You deserved it 7 532

By Gbeat411 - 25/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went to boxing and this hot chick asked me if I was wearing a sports cup. I replied yes, when I wasn't. I thought she was going to check with her hand and feel. She checked with her knee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 009

You deserved it 71 253

anonymous_365 12

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:27

That's cold.

fuckedPriceless 17

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:31

Honestly, that's probably what I'd say too. I'm very sarcastic though...

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anonymous_365 12

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:27

That's cold.

Lct1196 31

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:44

Thats exactly why OP wanted her boyfriend to hold her hands

FrietvanPiet 16

Sunday 19 October 2014 1:14

-sigh-

sayyestothedress 24

Sunday 19 October 2014 2:25

#13 what #1 was trying to say is that what the boyfriend did is mean, not nice, not what a boyfriend would do (etc...)

gurbism 16

Sunday 19 October 2014 3:11

Get out

cryssycakesx3 22

Sunday 19 October 2014 5:08

why couldn't she just hold his hand, instead of fishing for him to do something cute. guys get "hold my hand" not whining about being cold...

kost4060 14

Sunday 19 October 2014 7:12

#51 at least you get it

seeoseek 18

Sunday 19 October 2014 13:17

Finally someone who gets that we are not mind readers!

deltoren 11

Monday 20 October 2014 14:08

Um I don't know about you but when a girl says I'm cold I know what you do is hold her

Norja 33

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:30

A real gentleman... -_-

iLike2Teabag 27

Sunday 19 October 2014 1:37

Men are not mind readers. If you want your hands held, just say "my hands are cold, warm them up for me?" and grab his hand. Done.

Rallred32 20

Sunday 19 October 2014 1:58

Maybe OP's boyfriend was trying to be helpful, and as one wise man said: "Give a man a fish and he will be fed for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will be fed for a lifetime." Either that or he's a total idiot who can't take a hint.

BrotherPhil 35

Sunday 19 October 2014 20:40

@65 You do in California

Kromcakes 9

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:30

Maybe he was just trying to be funny?

fuckedPriceless 17

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:31

Honestly, that's probably what I'd say too. I'm very sarcastic though...

foxwasalamb 24

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:31

he shouldnt have thought you were dumb enough to not know how pockets work, but you also could have said "hey babe hold my hands? they're cold" guys arent mind-readers

sjbartholome 14

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:59

well said #5.

GentlemanBastard 15

Sunday 19 October 2014 1:34

I agree. People (not just women) should just be open and honest about what they want. It makes a lot more sense than trying to get someone to pay attention to you based on a dumb mind game or being vague.

IJG2000 16

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:32

I understand that he could've misunderstood you. But the way he replied was really cold (hehe).

sayyestothedress 24

Sunday 19 October 2014 16:57

No just don't

Liamj774 36

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:32

OP sometimes boys can't connect the dots that easily, I can speak from experience

Soulsbane96_fml 11

Sunday 19 October 2014 1:18

Not entirely sure why you're getting down voted. As a male, I can say with confidence that I'm dense as **** and might not have figured out her meaning.