By hopeless-.- - 29/08/2011 15:06 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend came in to kiss me. Being sweaty and nasty, I said "Not now, I'm hot and sweaty." He looked at me blankly and said "So am I, just smell my ball sweat." FML
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talkstoomuch 8

That is just nasty.

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perdix 29

Ball sweat? Was he trying to kiss you with his face or Jeffrey Jr's?

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2ndSucks 15

He was trying to find a creative way to ask for head. Kudos to him for trying at least!

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SteelCladAngel 0

He should have said 'well let's take a shower together' or 'let's get even more dirty'

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143Frenchi 0

Thats gross I would have left him in the blink of an eye.!

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dreamering 16

That's why you deserve to get hit with a sweaty ball in the eye

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oops_im_fucked 8

You'd leave a guy for sweating?

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KhronicSmoke 2

My response would have been "hot and sweaty is how I like it!"

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kheise4life 0

bahahaha that sounds like something I would do XD.....why can't women have a sense of humor like me.......others are just to prissy

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Sammylovee1 6

Is he serious.... Cause if he is that's just wrong.

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DjeePee 24

If you don't want to kiss your boyfriend when you are sweaty, what do you do during sex?

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rhysfucker 24

Right?? I want to send him fan mail!! There are pheromones in most mammal sweat; understand the biology behind the nut sweat, you'll do fine!!

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Ubuyo 0

I wouldn't mind kissing a sweaty girl. I mean, I kissed my ex after her workouts. :V

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