By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
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yourlifesfucked 0

Anyone else wondering why she was lying about her period?

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889JJ 0

mom? is this u! Jamie Oliver? if this is u i will laugh at u tomorrow!! XD

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Kj800 0

And you pulled the period ploy because.... ?

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ZombieBronyParty 0

Because the guy doesn't know how to take a simple "no" for an answer.

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allyouneedis9 7

With enough practice, You can follow any girls cycle just by reading her mood. I could tell you when half the girls I work with are on the rag, though I can't always remember their last names. But yeah, forgotting your birthday is still pretty dick.

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cubancgar 0

sex is more important

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Holy_ish 19

Lol the mans smart he knows when he can get some

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Dilwann 27

Well, no. You can still say 'no' even when you're together. There are just those days you don't feel like doing it. It shouldn't really depend on your period.

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Bludmagnus 13

He is the one covering up..... if he can remember her cycle that well, but has yet to remember her birthday? I saw that ploy in college, and I called the guys who did it on it because they deserved it. He is trying to get out of something himself.

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kaila332 0

Well happy birthday Your boyfriend cares more about ur ****** then ur birthday so

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