By anonymous - 14/09/2011 00:07 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML
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DMC_Hotness 0

Lol... Watching the ginger episode of south park right now. Doesn't count, they don't have souls.

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jman730 0

That blows. But hey, gingers have no souls.

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BrimfullOfAsher 20

Wear a red wig then kick him in the Oompa-Loompas, then claim that it doesn't count because you were a ginger.

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bianca6395 1

I'm a red head it is proven that red heads are amazing in bed. So bad luck to you. And fingers have souls trust me I would know

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herpitydurteedur 0

Oh crap! If that's true then Im screwed when I end up in hell and each of my ten fingers are there to get revenge on me for the horrors I've put them through! Being pushed through raw meat, picking my nose, getting covered in all kinds of bodily fluids, the list goes on and on... Poor, poor fingers. So sad.

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MazterK1268 1

It's ok gingers don't have souls

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monagro 22

Well technically they don't have souls, so they aren't really humans, so he didn't really cheat on you...

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perdix 29

Redheads are hot and also some level of crazy. If you start up with a red-headed woman, you'd better give her what she wants, or she's gonna **** you up. You can't dump her -- the best you can hope for is that she'll get bored with you and leave. What's all this jibber-jabber about souls? When a guy is looking to get laid, a soul is way down the list of required body parts. ****, pussy and ass are at the top, and soul falls right in there with appendix and tonsils.

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NPN_Scorpio 16

"some level of crazy"...Spot on! 100% of the redheads I've been with have this supercharged passion centre that you really don't want to get on the wrong side of.

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Aahzmandius 0

Its ok, gingers have no soul, so its not considered cheating.

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0opsie 6

It's still cheating. And what's with every other comment saying "it's okay gingers have no souls"? I get that it's a joke, but why would you think it's still funny after 20+ people said it already?

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NPN_Scorpio 16

A satiric joke about racism, from South Park... And all over the interwebs (and IRL) it now gets repeated ad nauseam, and lots of idiots think it is true.

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