Intimacy, Sex and Cheating: Mixing it up - FML

Mixing it up

By Kayleigh - 16/03/2021 21:59 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML

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By shandrith - 03/07/2009 14:16 - United States

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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By Sara246 - 19/08/2010 23:11 - Canada

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2022 00:00

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend of almost two years has been cheating on me with his ex. They had a horrible, abusive relationship and she even stabbed him at one point. I got him out of that situation and almost went broke doing that. FML

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By Anon - 03/10/2009 11:43 - Australia

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2011 05:19 - Australia

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Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML

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Surprise surprise

By Niva - 17/02/2023 09:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML

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Mind-boggling logistics

By Anika - 23/06/2021 18:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 05:54 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2011 02:26 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is getting back together with his crazy alcoholic ex-wife who frequently cheated on him. In addition to this news, I also found out that he maxed out all my credit cards. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 17 March 2021 2:42

Is your dad 64 and the ex-girlfriend was one of his 22-year-old rejects? Lately, the UK seems a hotbed for older men into much younger women, so to speak.

rainbowdonnareed 18

Wednesday 17 March 2021 6:38

Ex boyfriend?

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 17 March 2021 2:42

Is your dad 64 and the ex-girlfriend was one of his 22-year-old rejects? Lately, the UK seems a hotbed for older men into much younger women, so to speak.

rainbowdonnareed 18

Wednesday 17 March 2021 6:38

Ex boyfriend?

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