By dafuqdidihear - 11/08/2012 06:53 - Canada - Brampton

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Today, my boyfriend cutely climbed through my bedroom window for some sexy time. He decided he'd introduce bondage. As I was tied to the bed, completely naked, we heard the front door open. He got scared and left via the window, leaving me handcuffed to my bed. FML
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dafuqdidihear tells us more.

I'm the original poster. He left, scared that my roommate would come in... I don't live with my parents and I'm most definitely not too young for sex, if I may say so myself. I live in a two story with a large tree in my backyard (hence how he managed to enter my room). He didn't want my roommate seeing him because my roommate just about despises my boyfriend. She'd snap, had she seen him. The last time they had an encounter was in a supermarket and she gave him a black eye. Long story. So he left... Leaving my roommate to wonder why I was tied to a bed at 1am, alone and naked. My answer to why was funny though.. I told her I didn't know why I was tied to a bed, nor naked. I said I woke up that way a while ago and screamed for help but nobody came, so I decided to merely wait for her. lol. She was creeped out and now she won't sleep in her room without her window and doors locked.

Top comments

jillybee101 7

That's when you curry climb through his window, tie him to his bed, leave him there naked and mockingly laugh at him before you "get scared" and leave him there(: If ya know what I mean;D

perdix 29

The other guy says, "I like that you got started without me!"

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bigtaytay 13

What a pussbag. He could have at least untied one of your hands before running away like a frightened little girl

perdix 29

So, did the new guy take your phone or did he buy you lunch at McDonald's?

FML_14u2c 14

I remember that other FML, LOL!

perdix 29

Actually, there were two of them on consecutive days where a couple got mugged and the boyfriend ran away like a pussy. It was quite a coincidence!

Noor why are you snacking on people called Truly??

jillybee101 7

19- I'm on my phone and it always corrects "are" to "ate" for some reason so people always think I'm either weird as hell, or mental. Lol

perdix 29

#16, nah, she's been hanging out with Antoine Dodson.

Noor...Truly was her favorite...! How could you?

pcentral 17
jillybee101 7

No it does but if I turn off auto correct I would be waaaayyyyy worse. So you either ate truely or brndnenelaigzbeoqyan.