By dafuqdidihear - 11/08/2012 06:53 - Canada - Brampton
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I'm the original poster. He left, scared that my roommate would come in... I don't live with my parents and I'm most definitely not too young for sex, if I may say so myself. I live in a two story with a large tree in my backyard (hence how he managed to enter my room). He didn't want my roommate seeing him because my roommate just about despises my boyfriend. She'd snap, had she seen him. The last time they had an encounter was in a supermarket and she gave him a black eye. Long story. So he left... Leaving my roommate to wonder why I was tied to a bed at 1am, alone and naked. My answer to why was funny though.. I told her I didn't know why I was tied to a bed, nor naked. I said I woke up that way a while ago and screamed for help but nobody came, so I decided to merely wait for her. lol. She was creeped out and now she won't sleep in her room without her window and doors locked.
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Next time introduce yourself as a dominatrix. (Not that there should be a next time after that little stunt)
Lock your doors you huge dumbass!!!
She's tied to the bed u huge dumbass
Uhhh hello? Before getting stupid & naughty. You dumb shit for brains!!!
You're boyfriend is an irresponsible idiot. Bondage has rules so that people can have safe fun. Your BF violated one of the most important ones: never leave your partner tied up alone.
Agreed! How long does it take to undo a pair of handcuffs anyway (especially ones designed for bondage which have emergency unlockings)? OP's boyfriend should not be allowed to restrain the OP again, seeing as he can't be trusted.
*Facepalm* Your not You're. Sorry everyone.
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You didnt have on fake cuffs that dont need a key by any chance were you?
You mean "did you?"
HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE
Hmm, guessing you were able to escape since you wrote this FML, YDI for dating Christian Grey.
Have you read the book? Can you tell me if it's actually worth reading please? I like a bit of smut like the next girl but if it's really badly written, it would do my head in.
"“I want you to become well acquainted, on first name terms if you will, with my favorite and most cherished part of my body. I’m very attached to this.”" He's talking about his penis. "My tongue swirls around the end. He’s my very own Christian Grey flavor popsicle." She is also talking about his penis. She also mentions her 'inner goddess' 59 times. Oh, and the phrase 'ripped through my virginity' is used. This is before we get into the problematic and innaccurate portrayal of 'BDSM'. So... yeah.
Hiimhaileypotter
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79- don't waste your time. Read some actual literature instead of that shit.
50shadesofsuck tumblr, nuff said
How does one cutely climb through a window for bondage? Last time I checked, bondage could not be further from cute...
Bondage may not be cute, but for many people it is sexy. And the whole point of his climbing through the window was for "sexy time". So I think it works.
Some boyfriend you got.
Next time you should be tie him up, then leave.
Not so cute anymore, huh?
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That's when you curry climb through his window, tie him to his bed, leave him there naked and mockingly laugh at him before you "get scared" and leave him there(: If ya know what I mean;D
The other guy says, "I like that you got started without me!"