By dafuqdidihear - 11/08/2012 06:53 - Canada - Brampton

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend cutely climbed through my bedroom window for some sexy time. He decided he'd introduce bondage. As I was tied to the bed, completely naked, we heard the front door open. He got scared and left via the window, leaving me handcuffed to my bed. FML
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dafuqdidihear tells us more.

I'm the original poster. He left, scared that my roommate would come in... I don't live with my parents and I'm most definitely not too young for sex, if I may say so myself. I live in a two story with a large tree in my backyard (hence how he managed to enter my room). He didn't want my roommate seeing him because my roommate just about despises my boyfriend. She'd snap, had she seen him. The last time they had an encounter was in a supermarket and she gave him a black eye. Long story. So he left... Leaving my roommate to wonder why I was tied to a bed at 1am, alone and naked. My answer to why was funny though.. I told her I didn't know why I was tied to a bed, nor naked. I said I woke up that way a while ago and screamed for help but nobody came, so I decided to merely wait for her. lol. She was creeped out and now she won't sleep in her room without her window and doors locked.

Top comments

jillybee101 7

That's when you curry climb through his window, tie him to his bed, leave him there naked and mockingly laugh at him before you "get scared" and leave him there(: If ya know what I mean;D

perdix 29

The other guy says, "I like that you got started without me!"

Comments

Someone read 50 shades of Grey before they went over.

SystemofaBlink41 27

I'm seriously grateful I never bought this book. I once saw it in a bookstore and was about to buy it because it had good reviews. Then I saw what people said about it. Dear god.....

Why did he have to climb through the window if he freaked when the front door opened...?

jamesman5995 4

If that's not kinky then I don't know what is

Since when was breaking and entering cute?

suxx4uu 0

Do u have a 1 story house where it is possible to climb through a window?

Morales1921 3

Oh I was pissed as ****. When he left, I felt my phone vibrate multiple times.. I figured it was him, so when I was untied, I checked them and they were messages saying shit like "Sorry, babe. I couldn't stay." and "I hope you're not mad." and "Next time, that wont happen."... I replied with "Next time? What next time?"