Health and Farts: Today, my boyfriend decided to fart in our bathtub to see if...

By Anonymous - 26/04/2018 01:30

Today, my boyfriend decided to fart in our bathtub to see if it would echo. It wasn’t a fart. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By fatti11 - 14/01/2017 18:00

Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML

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By Ted - 06/06/2019 18:00

Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML

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You deserved it 485

By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 26 April 2018 1:43

Please tell me you weren’t doing the sexy bathing together thing when this happened! At least he has a data point for science! Turds don’t echo in the bathtub, but they do resonate on FML. Surely, someone will soon comment that the situation is of a very specific kind.

Donut_Wizard 23

Thursday 26 April 2018 1:32

Well it wasn’t a bathtub either.

Comments

Donut_Wizard 23

Thursday 26 April 2018 1:32

Well it wasn’t a bathtub either.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 26 April 2018 1:43

pugs 12

Thursday 26 April 2018 1:56

What was it, a baby?

Clive Wakeham_938077894 4

Thursday 26 April 2018 1:58

what a shitty conclusion.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 26 April 2018 4:29

You’re supposed to say “situation,” rookie.

Rabite 28

Thursday 26 April 2018 21:54

Shituation

wanted_2_want 40

Thursday 26 April 2018 3:12

C'mon tell us !! The suspense is killing us!

Chazzster 28

Thursday 26 April 2018 3:48

All I can say is OMG! I assume he had to clean it up and disinfect the tub himself. At some point in your life you learn not to have too much confidence in a fart and be more careful.