By dereksboo44 - 25/04/2018 23:00 - Canada - Brantford

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Today, I was laying naked, face down across our bed when I asked my husband to crack my back. He quickly replied with, "Holy! I never realized that your ass hairs were so long before." FML
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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

This is NOT an FML. This is how comfortable most people wish to be with their SO.

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jbuckets_404 38

Guess OP hasn't had it doggy-style for quite a while....

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

This is NOT an FML. This is how comfortable most people wish to be with their SO.

44 6
CrazyTrainWreck 19

Sounds like something my wife and I would say you each other. Entirely natural, even the long ass hair.

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Donut_Wizard 23

Are you sure it’s not a spider caught in there?

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azouwa 26

You should hand him some trimmers and say, "If you trim mine I'll trim yours."

19 1
jbuckets_404 38

Guess OP hasn't had it doggy-style for quite a while....

28 2
Lobby_Bee 17

FYI ass hairs are there to reduce friction when you rub up against somebody else. Keep them, you wouldn't want chapped ass cheeks.

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Zekfen 17

Was this before or after he tried to fart in the bathtub?

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