By DjeePee - 07/03/2012 10:28 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend decided to piss in the shower while I was standing next to him. I did not mind, until I realised the water flows away incredibly slowly. I had to stand in his piss while the shower filled itself with the sweet odor of fresh urine. FML
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DjeePee 24

A lot of things, I suppose. I don't mind whether he's pissing near me or not, as long as I don't have to watch his piss reaching my feet when it's too late to run away, it's alright.

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redbluegreen 40

He's just thoroughly marking his territory.

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kimgr 9

there's something called "take a shower later"

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YourLifeSucks132 3

Your life would suck less if you cleaned your drain once in awhile!

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alexup24 13

did anyone ever tell you your boyfriend is super classy?? no? good because he isn't.

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prettyinpink03 11

That is not normal protocol at all. You people must get super freaky!

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coried91 28

Actually a lot of people do that including women. My husband does it every time we shower. OP just needs to clean the drain, or don't shower with him. It's disgusting yes but if you love them you won't let that small detail bother you.

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prettyinpink03 11

I'm not saying I haven't peed in the shower. I think most people are lying when they say they haven't in the shower/ocean/pool. I just don't think it's normal for couples to pee together in the shower.

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coried91 28

Well that's how accepting she is of him.

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Posiedon57 0

What is "normal" my friend? If everyone's unique then nothing's the same and there is no normal. :D and now I await my thumbs downs...

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supimnyancat 9

You must be pissed. I'll go back to my cave now.

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archenemybtch 0

My husband sometimes pees in the shower while we're in there together. It's not that uncommon. He just aims for the drain. It grossed me out at first but now I just look away.

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sierra142 19

You don't mind him pissing in the shower with you in there? WTF is wrong with you?

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DjeePee 24

A lot of things, I suppose. I don't mind whether he's pissing near me or not, as long as I don't have to watch his piss reaching my feet when it's too late to run away, it's alright.

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coried91 28

That just goes to show how she is willing to accept anything about him. When women give birth their male partner have to witness some of the most disgusting things. Pee touching you can be gross but at least it was in the shower and she can scrub her feet.

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Llamacod 11

Mmmm, the sweet, sweet smell of fresh piss

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thelinlinx3 10

I hear that pee is healthy for your skin anyway :P

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