By DjeePee - 07/03/2012 10:28 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend decided to piss in the shower while I was standing next to him. I did not mind, until I realised the water flows away incredibly slowly. I had to stand in his piss while the shower filled itself with the sweet odor of fresh urine. FML
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DjeePee 24

A lot of things, I suppose. I don't mind whether he's pissing near me or not, as long as I don't have to watch his piss reaching my feet when it's too late to run away, it's alright.

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redbluegreen 40

He's just thoroughly marking his territory.

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grannygruber 6

YDI for not minding in the first place, then standing there anyway when he did it!

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Darwin03 1

Who hasn't done that to his gf. It's a guy thing

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dailydreamer 0

You didn't mind? Who doesn't mind someone peeing in the shower?!

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derkster 6

Wheres that dude that says on ever comment lok...

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cajekraze 7

you're in the shower. Urine contains Urea which makes your pee actually Sterile. Additionally, you're in the shower, with soap

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cajekraze 7

Urine is used to kill Athlete's Foot and to relieve the pain of jellyfish stings

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lylotrezor 20

61: And jellyfish are frequently found in showers.

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Calyx_fml 21

I hope he doesn't have a foot fetish.

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