By DjeePee - 07/03/2012 10:28 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend decided to piss in the shower while I was standing next to him. I did not mind, until I realised the water flows away incredibly slowly. I had to stand in his piss while the shower filled itself with the sweet odor of fresh urine. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 584
You deserved it 6 423

DjeePee tells us more.

DjeePee 24

A lot of things, I suppose. I don't mind whether he's pissing near me or not, as long as I don't have to watch his piss reaching my feet when it's too late to run away, it's alright.

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

redbluegreen 40

He's just thoroughly marking his territory.

98 2

Comments

ncktyu 0

She loves his piss, she is just lying. See she even called the smell of piss sweet

0 0
bubo_fml 10

I used to pretend I caught a chill in the back of the shower, shake uncontrollably & wind up peeing all over her from the waist down...That was some funny shit! (Oh, I forgot to mention, I did this with my ex-wife!)

0 0
sheikht 0

She did say "sweet" smell of urine, and she also didn't mind..... I think she was in to it !!!

1 1
waithe336 4

You should have told him to lick your pussy if he didn't piss

0 2
rexreta 5

And you did not mind... O.o Your fault!!

1 3
mosquito19 14

thats gross, you're one beer short of a six pack

0 3
toooldforthis 19

You should have peed too then he can stand in yours

6 0
DjeePee 24

I told him I was going to do that as revenge, but he said that "it would be absolutely disgusting, because I'm a girl." Therefore I truely wanted to piss on him, but I just couldn't do it. Empty bowels to blame.

1 0
tahliababy2761 2

This is just what guys do? It's a guy thing. Deal with it(:

3 1