Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend decided to piss in the shower while I was... - FML

By DjeePee - 07/03/2012 10:28 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend decided to piss in the shower while I was standing next to him. I did not mind, until I realised the water flows away incredibly slowly. I had to stand in his piss while the shower filled itself with the sweet odor of fresh urine. FML

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DjeePee 24

Wednesday 7 March 2012 17:43

A lot of things, I suppose. I don't mind whether he's pissing near me or not, as long as I don't have to watch his piss reaching my feet when it's too late to run away, it's alright.

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SokDek 14

Wednesday 7 March 2012 16:16

At least he didn't shit..

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 7 March 2012 16:18

He's just thoroughly marking his territory.

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edub5 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 20:30

Now that's just NASTY....

glenysrod17 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 21:52

U let him...dumdass

zwartnochwitje 1

Friday 9 March 2012 1:58

BELGIUM! Dan ben jij waarschijnlijk de enige hier die dit verstaat :D I'm sorry about the piss though.

megan1rose 4

Friday 9 March 2012 6:32

Maybe you should clean your drain out once in while and it would maybe drain quicker!!

angel4life4 0

Friday 9 March 2012 8:39

The same thing happened to me yesterday!

kayaker83 4

Saturday 10 March 2012 2:56

Golden bath ;) lol

sknabc123 8

Saturday 10 March 2012 6:05

You didn't mind until...? Your gross

jakeysgirl 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 9:44

Omg mine did the same thing but it was in a hotel and umm the shower drain worked fine and we were both drunk :)

Hated121611 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 14:35

dick alert :)

GingerLaxBro 3

Wednesday 14 March 2012 2:49

I love you

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