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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:09 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML

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Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML

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Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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Zebidee 8

Tuesday 4 January 2011 22:39

Unlock the door. Get out of the car.

jubjub1276 1

Tuesday 4 January 2011 22:39

Love the gas Meg! Love it!!!

Comments

Error_001 5

Wednesday 5 January 2011 1:01

Well...did you learn?

creedaddict 9

Wednesday 5 January 2011 2:17

too funny

InnocentLies 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 2:29

Get him back. Tie him up to his bed while he's asleep and fart on his face!

IowAuburn_fan77 4

Wednesday 5 January 2011 7:27

BEEF STEW

kportal69 5

Wednesday 5 January 2011 2:39

I'm sorry but no woman should ever have to go through that. I don't do that to my husband so he better not do it to me. if he does he will smell my wrath!!!!