Love: Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy....

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:09 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML

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By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By The horror... - 11/11/2015 16:52 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML

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By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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By Ted - 06/06/2019 18:00

Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By fatti11 - 14/01/2017 18:00

Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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Zebidee 8

Tuesday 4 January 2011 22:39

Unlock the door. Get out of the car.

jubjub1276 1

Tuesday 4 January 2011 22:39

Love the gas Meg! Love it!!!

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miro793 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 18:45

brooo,very bro

CheapGodiva 0

Friday 15 April 2011 4:06

The people you have in your life are your fault.

chellabella856 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 22:06

******* dump him really that's disgusting

JOD96 0

Monday 2 May 2011 2:47

HahahahahHahahahahhhahahagagahagagagagGdhdhrvdhdusysgafaffafafafafagahahgagagagagagahahahahahah

laylerz2011 0

Friday 3 February 2012 21:28

Hahahhahahah! I love it xD

Life_is_FML 22

Thursday 5 July 2012 8:38

Family guy is just a cheap dumb knockoff of the Simpsons. Pfft. Doh

trackie14 3

Monday 13 August 2012 3:53

love the gas Meg,loooovvvee itttttt.

LegendofZelda88 8

Sunday 12 May 2013 19:01

shh, shh, this is why we're here this is why we're here, this is why we're here.....(farts again) lmao!

cwl727 32

Thursday 17 April 2014 18:00

Open the door yourself.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 5 September 2014 17:20

Most things from shows like thang don't repeat...they should list things like that like in jackass don't try this at home

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