Sex, Cute and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris...

By geewhy - 26/12/2012 21:20 - United States - South Park

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML

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Same thing different taste

By woof woof?? - 15/06/2013 20:26 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML

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I likes what I likes

By Anonymous - 10/05/2022 09:00 - United States - La Crosse

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the reason why he tickles me all the time is because tickling really turns him on, and my ticklishness is "so fucking sexy!" FML

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By teegtwo - 22/07/2014 05:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By Anonymous - 27/09/2014 03:30 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML

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By Elise - 28/04/2012 23:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

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Found it

By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 20:01

Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML

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By JessykaB - 28/08/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML

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By Heyy - 24/11/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

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By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

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TwoStrokeKing 9

Thursday 27 December 2012 9:04

Show him if you flick him in the nuts his legs will do the same thing.

omfg_creepers 8

Thursday 27 December 2012 9:00

This could become kinky.

Comments

perdix 29

Thursday 27 December 2012 10:41

Next time you have sex, think of dead bodies, raw sewage, rotting food, the worst smells you ever smelled, etc. This will let you control your legs when you get clit-flicked, and sex will become dead serious just the way you like it. After a while, you'll want to return to the clown comedy of slapstick sex. *Woody Woodpecker* Ha ha ha Ha ha!

Dilwann 27

Thursday 27 December 2012 16:24

Seems obvious that you're a dude. It's a reflex. An annoying one. Not something that you can get rid of by thinking of nasty things. Please don't give advice when you don't know what you're talking about.

bakerella 29

Thursday 27 December 2012 16:42

Derp

ladylilly25 20

Thursday 27 December 2012 18:52

You seem to be a bit off today, Perdix...

fireysaje 10

Monday 7 January 2013 10:48

Come on perdix, get your shit together dude

ViviMage 39

Thursday 27 December 2012 10:48

Some direct stimulation there, for women, is downright painful! Tell him it hurts, you have 8000 nerve endings in that, and he can't flick it directly.

Sputnikspak 13

Thursday 27 December 2012 11:27

It really can be. If my partner starts messing around with my clit after a certain point, it downright KILLS. He knows when I move him away not to touch it again directly unless I ask him to. If I had OP's boyfriend he'd probably get an 'uncontrolled' kick in the head. I'll let you decide which head.