Love: Today, at a post-Christmas party, I saw a cute girl standing...

By Anonymous - 27/12/2012 02:09 - United States - Roswell

Today, at a post-Christmas party, I saw a cute girl standing underneath a mistletoe. I walked up to her and pointed out that we were both standing under a mistletoe. She looked at me, winced, and quickly walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 01:24 - United States - Dallas

Today, at a Christmas party, a cute girl was making a show of standing under some mistletoe. As I walked over, she quickly moved away in the opposite direction. FML

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By Rhine - 16/12/2012 23:51 - Barbados - Bridgetown

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML

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Mixed signals

By fuck - 18/04/2015 14:38 - United States - Saint Thomas

Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said, "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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Don't even try

By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 07:50 - Australia - Sydney

Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML

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By bleurghh - 31/12/2010 15:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML

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Freaked out

By Anonymous - 24/08/2015 19:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was flirting with a cute girl at a club. She seemed into me and said I was hot. I said thanks and grinned. I guess my grin looked psychopathic, because her expression turned to horror, and she quickly excused herself. She was the only girl who's ever shown any interest in me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Dayton

Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML

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Thursday 27 December 2012 9:11

Well it was kind of rude for you just to expect a kiss simply because you were under a mistletoe.

waterkins 7

Thursday 27 December 2012 9:13

LET ME LOVE YOU..... You should've screamed that

Comments

_syrenn 7

Thursday 27 December 2012 9:04

where's her Christmas spirit!?

gamercanadian 11

Thursday 27 December 2012 9:12

Ooooooh.....That's cold man

sens3sfailing 24

Thursday 27 December 2012 10:20

She just saw a bunch of nargles in it!

kj51 5

Thursday 27 December 2012 10:28

This FML makes you sound like a pedophile

fml121785 14

Thursday 27 December 2012 16:15

It's after Christmas, duh!

ToxicxKitten 9

Thursday 27 December 2012 9:04

Harsh..

UberNova 18

Thursday 27 December 2012 13:26

MAYBE..... She has already got a partner.... Being under mistletoe is not an excuse to kiss someone else, kissing under mistletoe is just a silly tradition.

KaeporaGaebora 4

Thursday 27 December 2012 9:07

Well screw her then. You'll find someone better. Happy holidays.

Death_Hoe_Inn 10

Friday 28 December 2012 17:01

I'm pretty sure screwing her is what OP was trying to do

WeWalkIn1D 11

Thursday 27 December 2012 9:07

Pfft, you can't find someone better.

CharresBarkrey 15

Thursday 27 December 2012 10:42

Well that's just mean.

WeWalkIn1D 11

Thursday 27 December 2012 17:21

I MEANT CAN. not can't. You CAN find someone better.

CharresBarkrey 15

Thursday 27 December 2012 23:58

Haha :) I figured.

Phoenixke 16

Thursday 27 December 2012 9:11

Don't abuse mistletoe. It's not there to sneak in a kiss from a girl you otherwise would have no chance with... Be more original please. YDI

CharresBarkrey 15

Thursday 27 December 2012 10:44

No, it's there for kissing all those ugly people and family members that you've always been waiting to kiss. Pfft. Get off your pedestal.

CCSA 12

Thursday 27 December 2012 9:11

Good news was she didn't slap you in the face (anyone saw that video?)

sens3sfailing 24

Thursday 27 December 2012 10:25

Seen* and there are a lot of videos with people getting slapped on the Internet...

CharresBarkrey 15

Thursday 27 December 2012 10:46

I think they mean that viral mistletoe prank video from the college kids. It's pretty stupid, I don't understand how it's considered a "prank" when all they do is ask people if they obey the mistletoe tradition, and then drop a mistletoe down.