By 1.30am - 10/02/2012 09:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by text at 1:30 am because he didn't want to give me "the dread of answering a phone call." When I asked him for an explanation, his reply was, "For what?" FML
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dva976 7

You're better off. If he doesn't have the balls and decency to confront you in person to tell you something like that.

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eigelste 0

1 30 am I think he was with another girl

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lovelife9 12

It's ok I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday. We can make through this

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bubo_fml 10

Send him a compromising photo of you w/ another fella...Roll back the clock to 01:29!

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batummshakalaka 1

17- Your picture was the best part of your comment.

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ProhibitionRose 14

Key word: "compromising". It's never a good idea to text those pictures to an ex. Especially one who just proved he's a douche. He'd probably send it to all of his buddies if it's risqué enough.

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babigyrlle 0

Sounds like my ex! Jack ass got caught lying and he couldn't even pick up my calls for me to dump him. Therefore I had to dump his ass by text!! Men's I swear they're idiots hahaha

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DocBastard 38

That's cowardly, plain and simple. I can guarantee you that you're better off without this ********-less idiot.

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DocBastard 38

It's supposed to be a CT scan of a patient of mine.

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pandm101 0

Maybe someone ****** with his phone. I've seen mothers do that before when they don't think the girl is worthy.

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swaggin_it_313 0

Well i didnt want to hurt your feelings! Im sorry..itss just hard to explain!

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BowChikkeBown 9

I thought my ex was the only jerk who acted that way Ö

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