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By 1.30am - 10/02/2012 09:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by text at 1:30 am because he didn't want to give me "the dread of answering a phone call." When I asked him for an explanation, his reply was, "For what?" FML

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By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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By Ace - 01/04/2016 02:17 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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By SayItToMyFace - 11/11/2015 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML

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By waaah - 25/06/2012 07:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML

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dva976 7

Friday 10 February 2012 18:45

You're better off. If he doesn't have the balls and decency to confront you in person to tell you something like that.

eigelste 0

Friday 10 February 2012 18:51

1 30 am I think he was with another girl

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keirsten7425 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 17:21

tht sucks hope it gets better

stompic 2

Sunday 12 February 2012 12:37

Was he drunk ? it coukd the explanation you were expecting...

CommanderBalls 10

Monday 13 February 2012 2:39

You are better off. He's gonna text you that because he does not want to say it. Go get a real man

kei1108 13

Monday 13 February 2012 16:08

You're better off without him. :)

Dizz3499 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 22:58

:_(

jenjen1112 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 7:40

Wow thats harsh he made my exboyfriend break up good his punk ass broke up over the phone- so don't stress the little

missalice0306 19

Friday 25 May 2012 7:00

YOU CAN'T TXT MSG BREAKUP! (sorry I had to)

cdncw 20

Wednesday 20 May 2015 17:36

Something tells me there's a story behind "the dread of answering a phone call"

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