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By sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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Love is in the air

By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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By beautifulme - 31/01/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

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By goo - 10/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Louisville

Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By fatti11 - 14/01/2017 18:00

Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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matthewcald 14

Saturday 8 November 2014 18:30

At least he is nice enough to do it when you can't smell.

kinky44 28

Saturday 8 November 2014 18:32

I know you can't smell it, but what kept you from hearing it? Surely he isn't a master of silent farts.

Comments

J215B 33

Saturday 8 November 2014 18:45

Your boyfriend sounds like an oppurtunist

RMLrapemylife 14

Saturday 8 November 2014 23:55

* o'ffart'unist... ok that was bad...

TisAPenguin 16

Saturday 8 November 2014 19:05

So? People fart. You do it too. Most chicks like to pretend they don't, but be honest: WE DO.

ThePaperDragon 31

Saturday 8 November 2014 19:06

If you cannot smell it, no harm- no foul. . . odor.

Emzinatorbot 26

Saturday 8 November 2014 19:33

Hey atleast you can't smell it!

SirJKCaptain 12

Saturday 8 November 2014 19:50

For revenge see if you can put a skunk in his closet

bearstyle22 11

Saturday 8 November 2014 20:31

Thats just great

Nikki_Shay 4

Saturday 8 November 2014 20:36

"The sexiest thing a woman can do for her man is learn to love his gas. LOVE THE GAS MEG! LOVE IT!!!"

JuzzyBux 9

Saturday 8 November 2014 20:44

Well.. He needs some space too you know? It was his chance to let the gas flee without consequences.

syed121417 22

Saturday 8 November 2014 20:58

I don't really see it as an FML, because nothing bas really happened. You can't really smell it, so why is it a problem? I hate that there's a stigma against farting. People have gas and it's something all animals do. I personally wouldn't really care.