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By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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Same thing different taste

So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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Snooze fest

By Karly - 03/02/2022 20:00

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML

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Knackered

By bandeek - 23/10/2016 18:52

Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML

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Relaxed

By sarabellekitty - 21/10/2019 04:00

Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML

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By Sleepy head - 07/10/2013 01:34 - United States

Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML

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By Ella - 05/07/2011 11:48 - Australia

Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

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Hot and heavy

By Lickmylovepump - 19/01/2012 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML

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Worn out

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:09 - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML

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Gimme the D

By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 11:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML

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That was quick

By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 12:03 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

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runmymouth 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 21:45

I've actually done that before to my girlfriend.

sarahhha 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:26

phone sex is boring.

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zZxGodlyxZz 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 4:40

that means u r REALLY BORING

SophisticatedJel 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 17:49

you must be a boring person…

yowassup44 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 21:53

Awwwww how cute

LaLaLaXX 5

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:06

Necrophile much?

levidowdle 2

Wednesday 12 October 2011 0:10

ive fallen asleep during phone sex lol

xXNerrrdXx 16

Saturday 6 April 2013 14:42

happens...dw op xD

SkunkPoker 8

Sunday 21 December 2014 2:52

His line must have gone dead... No? Nothing? I'm just gonna go then...

cherrytop 6

Monday 30 March 2015 17:58

I do it all the time

MrNiceGuy569 18

Tuesday 19 May 2015 6:01

This literally just happened with my girlfriend earlier

Steve_Dudley_UK 10

Friday 26 June 2015 11:48

Could have been worse. He could have been on another line talking to another woman at the same time.

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