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By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

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Hot and humid

By drooler - 06/08/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML

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Disinterested

By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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laurenlovesjb 20

Thursday 11 April 2013 18:45

Here's a hint. Life hardly ever works like it does in the movies.

Sir_ND_Pity 35

Thursday 11 April 2013 18:53

I guess you can say that this plan... *lowers monocle* Back-fired.

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apollo436 11

Friday 12 April 2013 0:10

Technically, that kiss was a nice one cos it made him TOTALLY RELAXED. XD

nanner42 13

Friday 12 April 2013 0:57

Hah! That is hilarious.

cartedor 18

Friday 12 April 2013 1:11

He farted in his sleep? Or he faked slept, so that you would leave him alone?

CreepInTheCorner 11

Friday 12 April 2013 2:46

This made me laugh harder than I should have.

jackiemora 18

Friday 12 April 2013 7:30

I literally LOL'ed reading this. Sorry OP, but it was funny. I would have laughed even if it happened to me which would have resulted in his awakening. XD

maximus_prime 24

Friday 12 April 2013 9:14

Was he trying to hint that he's gay and is in a long term relationship.

qr_fml 21

Friday 12 April 2013 11:02

I don't get how this is funny? -__- he farted...so what? Who doesn't fart...?

taylorseeey 6

Friday 12 April 2013 11:19

Tottaly kno who posted this lol

damwoods 12

Friday 12 April 2013 16:07

in the movies farts happen too they just edit that out

scr_sensei 14

Friday 12 April 2013 16:37

Yeah, human physiology's a real mood-killer.

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