By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
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FalaFala 8

What a retard, seriously. Good riddance.

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MsConfusedd 27

I don't think you want an idiot helping to raise your child anyway

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mnvikes 7

You never go full retard. Sorry that happened, OP.

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ChristinaAAR 14

You should have broke up with that idiot a long time ago.

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anubisismylife 9

It's a good think that idiot isn't gonna be raising your kid. -_-

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EpicSquishii 21

Having sex with someone that stupid must have made you feel almost as bad as if you'd kidnapped him off the short bus yourself, huh? You poor thing... :(

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kelseythompson 27

Wth pity her for sleeping with him? both would be pathetic in that case.. she slept with the idiot, she didn't have to, and anyway your comment is unrelated to the actual fml..

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angelitared 27

Bon voyage to that ass. Good men are out there!!

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avapaige1234 19

Well, you did not make him look stupid. He is already stupid as he is.

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Drifting 21

Sounds like your much better off anyway! He must be a complete idiot....

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Trigabyte 8

I would have said YDI if you hadn't already been pregnant. Did he ever bring up your weight, or did he just ignore it? Did you ever talk to him about it? Either way, he was a dumb ass and FYL

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crazytwinsmom 25

She reminded him that she was already pregnant when they got together, so she had already told him about it.

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Grauncho 27

Thank goodness he wasn't the one to taint your child's genes with his stupidity.

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