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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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Fool me once…

By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML

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By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Merrillville

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

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Mindfullness

By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML

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By Xbieblette51 - 19/08/2014 22:30 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2018 00:00 - United States

Today, while having a break up fight with my fiancée, she informed me that the paternity of our unborn child was in question because one of the other guys couldn't remember if he got off or not. FML

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Sounds like a catch

By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 02:01

Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML

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Grow up!

By UpTheDuff - 20/04/2023 12:00 - United States - New York

Today, after a necessary medical procedure that rendered my birth control ineffective, I found out I’m pregnant. I was already planning to break up with my manchild boyfriend, and when I told him this, his first response was, “What will my parents think?” Parents with whom he still lives at age 30. FML

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No kidding

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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FalaFala 8

Friday 31 May 2013 12:47

What a retard, seriously. Good riddance.

MsConfusedd 27

Friday 31 May 2013 12:52

I don't think you want an idiot helping to raise your child anyway

Comments

leena24 11

Friday 31 May 2013 15:25

Errrr...what gave it away?

KangarooBitch90 2

Friday 31 May 2013 15:32

SERIOUSLY?! 1. You dodged a bullet there. 2. Perhaps you need to re-evaluate your standards, and taste in men.

im_bored_tired 12

Friday 31 May 2013 15:42

Were you by chance dating Josh Nichols?

russfml 31

Friday 31 May 2013 15:47

Thank god that new born isn't his, we need less morons not more

omgomgomg_NO 13

Friday 31 May 2013 15:53

Was he blonde?

sugarbear0727 19

Friday 31 May 2013 16:45

I am at a loss for words. And I love how people are bashing you for dating while pregnant. They don't know what happened with the dad. He could've skipped town when he found out, he could've died in an accident. At least you were trying to find someone to help raise your baby. He was just really stupid.

hannahsnyder69 16

Friday 31 May 2013 17:47

He doesn't understand that he can be the father. He would be the first fatherly figure in that child's life. It's no different.

nix1993 41

Friday 31 May 2013 18:26

I don't think he needs you to make him look stupid. Look at it this way, at least how his dumb wont be rubbing off on your child!

sgtcxelite 11

Friday 31 May 2013 19:25

Well, it's kinda nice that he overlooked the pregnant thing and went out with you anyway... But on the other hand, he probably just broke up with you so he wouldn't have to raise it with you.