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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 331
You deserved it 7 425

Same thing different taste

Top comments

What a retard, seriously. Good riddance.

I don't think you want an idiot helping to raise your child anyway

Comments

He obviously doesn't need your help to make himself look stupid. He's doing a pretty good job on his own. Honestly, from what I gather from the FML, if he was only with you because he thought the child was his, and not because he cared about you or your kid, then you're definitely better off without him. You and your child deserve better than that.

BigDaddy910 4

Where's that kid's real father? Do you just go around getting knocked up? Yeah, the guy was an idiot but what about you, pregnant and dating? Weird.

Grauncho 27

Why would you ask if she just goes around getting knocked up? Why would you ask such a stupidly presumptuous and judgmental question when you don't know her situation at all?

bandeek 30

Are pregnant women not allowed to date?

Of course they aren't. That's worse than being racist against kettles.

WhisperSoflty 20

Glad I'm not the only one who thought this. She should be focused on herself and her child at this point, not guys. And before anyone get their jimmies rustled about not knowing "her story", lets get real for a second. How many pregnant girls without the father around have a tragic "story", and how many were just too dumb to use protection or actively chose to get pregnant without thinking about it? I can personally attest to watching two girls from very different walks of life intentionally get pregnant with their fiancés and wind up single by the end of the pregnancy. No tragic story, just a total lack of serious thought about what being pregnant does to a relationship.

Yarrachel 16

Even if she did get pregnant by making a mistake like that, why does that mean she is not allowed to date? Especially since women with children date all the time. Is she supposed to wait some arbitrary amount of time until it is acceptable for her to date again?

Good thing he wasn't, wouldn't want that stupidity mixed into the gene pool.

Sounds like you could've ended up raising two children instead of just one. You dodged a bullet there.

red61977 9

It's a good thing it wasn't his baby. Someone that stupid doesn't need to breed.

now try to imagine how your kid would have turned out to be had he been the father... you're gonna raise that kid to be a smart individual.. be happy that loser wont be around to ruin that.

blackvyper 8

Damn! You need to slow it down.