Animals: Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after...

By ciararow - 14/04/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML

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Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML

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Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2012 23:56 - United States - La Verne

Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML

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By englishtrio - 18/04/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML

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By Jen - 11/02/2011 09:02

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

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By sammatthews2007 - 25/02/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML

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Friday 15 April 2011 6:06

poor puppy :( hope you find her. but YDI for being weak and letting go of the leash.

chammi 0

Friday 15 April 2011 6:02

must have been a big dog for you to not be able to tug the leash back.

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lil_lala209 5

Friday 15 April 2011 7:16

your a shity girlfriend...

_GODZILLA_ 0

Friday 15 April 2011 7:18

You mean you didn't even wrap the leash around your wrist for more leverage? Idiot. you deserve it. I hope the boyfriend dumps your sorry ass and sues you for the damages. If it's a purebred dog then you just cost him a ton of money.

Andrea87_fml 3

Friday 15 April 2011 7:19

You should of ran after it! instead of letting it run away!

magixx_fml 0

Friday 15 April 2011 13:12

you're really pretty 43- it's a shame you have some sort back disfigurement causing you to stick your chest out as far as it will go...looks totally weird. stop trying so hard and just accept yourself honey.

mkt177 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:03

yeah ... that stupid bitch...

taelorrae011 0

Friday 15 April 2011 7:32

can you blame him for not trusting you now... you fail.

RoseCrystal 17

Friday 15 April 2011 7:48

Don't sit there and type this fml, GO F**KING FIND HER!!!

rileysmileydog 0

Friday 15 April 2011 23:06

^win!!!!

zoe_zoe_fml 0

Friday 15 April 2011 7:52

maybe your boyfriend has the dog and just wondering how your gonna react? =)

KleenexWaffle 3

Friday 15 April 2011 7:54

Do what they always do on TV when that happens, go to the pet store, buy one that looks just like it, then pull the old switcheroo. You'll be fine until he notices it's the wrong sex. Then a case of beer, a steak and a BJ. It's the way back into a man's heart.

docscientist 9

Friday 15 April 2011 8:39

Why are you wanking it while pretending to smoke a giant cigarette?

KleenexWaffle 3

Friday 15 April 2011 19:41

I'm quite the cunning linguist. HA! I don't expect you to understand that joke, and if you had ever had a cigarette in your life, you'd realize smoking doesn't involve the tongue. And I wasn't 'wanking it'. That term is so weak and flimsy. You need a good strong grip, grasping firmly, and then you **********. A good, strong, powerful Masturbation. Not some flimsy, weak-wristed 'wank'. Why would you be picturing me touching myself? Are you so uncomfortable in your own sexuality that watching another male ********** disturbs you that much? So calm down, relax, and don't do it... when you wanna....Coooome!