Animals: Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after...

By ciararow - 14/04/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML

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By Jen - 11/02/2011 09:02

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

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By sammatthews2007 - 25/02/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML

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HamIsGood1234 0

Friday 15 April 2011 6:06

poor puppy :( hope you find her. but YDI for being weak and letting go of the leash.

chammi 0

Friday 15 April 2011 6:02

must have been a big dog for you to not be able to tug the leash back.

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MysticMint 0

Friday 15 April 2011 6:16

You're dead as a dog. Good luck!

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Friday 15 April 2011 6:18

Dumbass

BayBeezy 0

Friday 15 April 2011 6:57

straight dee-dee deee!!!!!!

docscientist 9

Friday 15 April 2011 8:37

Carlos Mencia should be left in his grave.

yougotapes 7

Friday 15 April 2011 6:40

is that the reason he didn't let u walked the dog in the first place...was there another dog???

meagannicole074 10

Friday 15 April 2011 6:53

and yet you have time to FML it?

lifesucks1234567_fml 2

Friday 15 April 2011 8:36

seemed like she did

Livinia 11

Friday 15 April 2011 6:58

The dog will return home when it realizes that's the place it gets its food.

TrueStory22 0

Friday 15 April 2011 9:45

Of course! Is that why everyone just let's their dogs run around the neighborhood? And here I was worried the dog would get run over by a car or something. Good thing the dog knows where it can get food.

Livinia 11

Friday 15 April 2011 10:03

Yep.

magixx_fml 0

Friday 15 April 2011 12:54

^lol I live in the country and my dog goes where she wants to...because she knows where her food is. she can't hurt anyone and she even knows to avoid cars. dogs often come back, it's just a fact, now calm the **** down.

ReynshineCutting 10

Friday 15 April 2011 16:42

But what about all the dogs that don't come back? My two idiots see an open door and no leash and they're GONE. They'll high tail it right down the middle of the street and never look back.

Livinia 11

Saturday 16 April 2011 4:23

Well that's too bad then. The smart dogs return.

ILoveEggnog 7

Friday 15 April 2011 6:59

Or Rallets will get his hands on it and sodomize the poor thing.

viaco12 0

Friday 15 April 2011 7:01

y r u on fml if ur looking for the dog?

Death_From_Above 0

Friday 15 April 2011 7:05

very good point

DeviousAngel 13

Friday 15 April 2011 7:04

I'd feel so bad, especially in the situation that he cared so much about his dog that he didn't trust you with her. I know exactly how he feels, I don't trust anyone with my dog. If you don't find her, that's horrible.