By Forgotten - 09/08/2010 14:38 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
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SettoFail 9

WTF? and your still with him?

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Shinygirlnz 1

It's not like you haven't been warned... perhaps it's time (overdue) to move on?

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oarisimo 4

And you're still with him because...? what a lower

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neonberries 15

does your boyfriend know you guys are dating?

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yourbarbiiedoll 0

ydi for being with a ******* retard and you must be even more stupid for even dating him

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ZOMBlE 0

Does he wear a helmet by any chance?

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yakyak132 0

wow dump that dumbass!!

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shaniqualee 2

First, since you probably have low self esteem and therefore, slutty, this is what you should do. By the skankiest underwear ever, unless you already have it which your probably do and do a sexy dance for when he gets home. Take him the bedroom and get undressed and start doing the nastiest anal ever. Every which way, up and down, side to side. Afterwords, spread your buttcheeks over his chest and take a huge shit. Then be like, now who just got shat upon, bitch...Then walk out of the house, don't event put on your clothes, in slow motion, with the song big pimpin playing in the background. As you're walking in slow motion, be sure to punch the nearest kid in the face. The younger, the better.

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shaniqualee 2

First, since you probably have low self esteem and therefore, slutty, this is what you should do. By the skankiest underwear ever, unless you already have it which your probably do and do a sexy dance for when he gets home. Take him the bedroom and get undressed and start doing the nastiest anal ever. Every which way, up and down, side to side. Afterwords, spread your buttcheeks over his chest and take a huge shit. Then be like, now who just got shat upon, bitch...Then walk out of the house, don't event put on your clothes, in slow motion, with the song big pimpin playing in the background. As you're walking in slow motion, be sure to punch the nearest kid in the face. The younger, the better.

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shaniqualee 2

First, since you probably have low self esteem and therefore, slutty, this is what you should do. By the skankiest underwear ever, unless you already have it which your probably do and do a sexy dance for when he gets home. Take him the bedroom and get undressed and start doing the nastiest anal ever. Every which way, up and down, side to side. Afterwords, spread your buttcheeks over his chest and take a huge shit. Then be like, now who just got shat upon, bitch...Then walk out of the house, don't event put on your clothes, in slow motion, with the song big pimpin playing in the background. As you're walking in slow motion, be sure to punch the nearest kid in the face. The younger, the better.

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