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By Forgotten - 09/08/2010 14:38 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

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By HLRJ - 29/08/2018 09:00 - United States - Concord

Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML

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Thanks, babe

By Anonymous - 14/12/2020 17:58 - Canada - Moncton

Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML

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Grateful

By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 06:00 - Australia - Taren Point

Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML

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By TLT - 16/11/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML

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No gifts for you

By Birthdaypoop - 20/06/2022 12:00

Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML

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By katelynm - 08/02/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML

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Brain worms

By JaneSimple - 16/08/2020 14:02

Today, my fiancé forgot my birthday. I did however remember to tell him we were sending his mother flowers, for her birthday, which falls a week after mine. We've been together 10 years. I sent her flowers on my birthday. FML

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By Sugartits - 08/08/2017 13:00

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML

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By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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SettoFail 9

Monday 9 August 2010 19:47

WTF? and your still with him?

sexy_babe_123 0

Monday 9 August 2010 19:48

dump him hun

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Thursday 12 August 2010 15:07

And he's your boyfriend, why exactly? Firstly, what anniversary? if its like a two week, or a two months or something, BFD. So what. If its a several year anniversary then maybe a big deal. Dump him

TNB_xACiDiC 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 16:26

wow Lmao how can you forget all those? i cherish those days wen they come around! :) they mean alot ot me! :D

ViciousLily 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 17:49

pst i dont think he`s your bf if he cant remember your name

steffen12 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 23:53

My guess is you only think he is your bf, sorry...

Makaylahh 0

Friday 13 August 2010 7:30

DUMP HIS ASS !!!!!

hockeychick8 0

Friday 13 August 2010 23:44

Dump his sorry ass. he can't remember your name? some bf

foshobabe96 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 6:04

Dump his butt he doesn't deserve you!!!! And also 8 you look like Kourtney Kardashian.

TheDUD 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 23:43

does he know you two are dating where does he find his house does he know his social security number?

thathurts 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 15:30

looks kinda fake to me tbh..

Dr_PhD 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 12:19

SERIOUSLY? This is PATHETIC! You have major issues for staying with him. He's probably cheating, hints why he wouldnt remember to even care.

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Today, I auditioned for the role of Rizzo in a local production of Grease. The director told me I wasn't tough enough, and that my persona too sweet and childlike for the part. I asked if I should instead try out to play Sandy. He replied, "I was being nice. Honestly, you're ugly and can't act." FML

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Today, my sister and I heard back from a job we both applied to. I had used the knowledge from my MBA degree to write a six-page essay for the application, while she just copied and pasted hers from a random website. Guess who got the job. FML

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Today, after my boyfriend had been away for months, I invited him over to have sex. He said he hurt his back too badly to do anything. Don't worry though, it doesn't hurt enough to stop him from working on his truck for several hours. FML

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Today, a potential customer was looking at a treadmill at the fitness warehouse I work at. Once he was done testing it out, I asked him if he'd like me to order it for him. His reply? "Nah. I only had a go on it 'cause it looked like fun. Hey, but you could order one for yourself, huh, chubs?" FML

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