By Pissedoff777 - 12/08/2011 05:33 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML
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justanotherhuman 21

Dear OP, YDI. The best part? You openly stating that his act is the 'most romantic thing he's ever done', while citing his reference to the taste of his semen being the reasoning for doing it. Which we can then infer means you've been getting samples for some time from this highly romantic individual. So essentially, you'll be switching from d-bag semen lite, to d-bag enriched semen. I'm thinking... and I'm no logistics expert, but I'm thinking the problem... lies with your semen source. It needs less d-bag. Maybe you should pursue love interests whose sole considerations *aren't* padding their ******* portfolio's securities.

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jeepy_fml 4

lol he should get himself fresh fruits instead of cans as cans means preservatives

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sbell84 5

you deserve it for living in az,the men here all treat there woman like shit but as long as mexican lifestyle rule here you will have horrible problems with men.i recently took a girl to olive garden and she told me this was the first time a man had brought her in public.and she has had dozens of boyfriends.most just got dollar menu at the drive thru

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Lemonkiss 0

God. My boyfriend did that too -_-

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Euronymous93 29

Mine does that. I really appreciate when he does. He tastes 100 times better than when he doesn't eat fruit.

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