Love: Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

By IloveJapan - 02/04/2012 14:02 - Japan

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 18:03 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML

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By baby.momma2 - 26/11/2020 19:58

Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML

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By tkrause - 01/04/2013 17:17 - Canada - Nelson

Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML

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By anonymous - 04/10/2017 20:51

Today, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that the hickey on his neck was from his friend attacking him with a vacuum cleaner. FML

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By 352 - 18/04/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML

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By amber - 19/04/2012 18:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By nonymous human subject - 14/11/2015 20:02 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By LonelyHeart - 22/10/2009 12:09 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML

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Monday 2 April 2012 18:52

And you sat still long enough for him to give you one there?

taytoc 10

Monday 2 April 2012 18:49

Om nom

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qscefnthm 2

Tuesday 3 April 2012 5:49

Bahaha mine did that once to me too

mamhl 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 6:29

Lmao!! I wish there was a like button!!

BellaMarta 19

Tuesday 3 April 2012 6:54

My boyfriend left a bite mark on my neck...

ifknh8usernames 7

Tuesday 3 April 2012 8:03

Can't believe I'm not the only one this has happened to. Mine went away in three days. Hopefully yours does too. You'll just have to put up with people's confused looks. And you better come up with a story.. because explaining it is awkward!!

klightnin21 4

Tuesday 3 April 2012 9:45

Not gonna lie I'm guilty of doing that to someone before lol just show that they are under lease lol

juicifer 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 14:02

That's hot...

lovebug13kld 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 15:20

My boyfriend aims for my forehead too, he nce tried my cheek and it looked like I got punched in the face!

AlliBear6 5

Tuesday 3 April 2012 16:40

Did you not relize he was suckingnonbyour face?

lotrgeek 10

Tuesday 3 April 2012 16:45

Not possible... Trust me, I've tried to do it to my boyfriend.. Not enough skin there to get proper suction.

trrridaxo 1

Tuesday 3 April 2012 18:00

Why did you even let that happen...?

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