Love: Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML

By amber - 19/04/2012 18:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML

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Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML

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Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML

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By IloveJapan - 02/04/2012 14:02 - Japan

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 18:10 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML

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By Deaf Dumb & Blonde - 01/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML

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By IHateMyLife - 01/02/2021 08:01

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By ppp - 14/09/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2011 11:55 - Canada

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML

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kirra16 5

Thursday 19 April 2012 22:56

It's sort of harsh but he's just trying to help you.

hotPinklipstick 24

Thursday 19 April 2012 23:24

26- Actually Justin Bieber does advertising for Proactive, which is an acne cream. He has for a while now.

Comments

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 20 April 2012 0:19

Did you get anything else?

pexy_fml 16

Friday 20 April 2012 0:22

He is either broke, or your face is a mess

kennedy1029 0

Friday 20 April 2012 0:33

*Hint * Hint

bethanyjk 0

Friday 20 April 2012 0:37

Coulda been worse.

ardencred 7

Friday 20 April 2012 0:39

He's too nice! I would've given you da boot pizza face!

Mommyof2_91 10

Friday 20 April 2012 3:40

Dick

ReesieBanana21 12

Friday 20 April 2012 0:51

Young love...

Skittles_Rawr 8

Friday 20 April 2012 0:58

He just wants you to feel beautiful :)

Trisha_aus 15

Friday 20 April 2012 1:02

I know it's tough honey but if your bf gave you benzoyl peroxide for your birthday it should tell you something...go to a dermatologist and start using the cream..look on the bright side, you must have a sparkling personality which your bf appreciates! Happy birthday :)

cooIbeans 0

Friday 20 April 2012 1:23

i don't really think that's mean. if OP's boyfriend knew she would be easily offended by it (which a lot-- but not all!), i don't think he would have purchased it for her. i think that it's the fact that he got her acne cream in general that made her want to submit this as an FML. out of all the lovely things he could buy her, why acne cream? lol.